Julie Webgirl<p>Me, chopping vegetables with "Watson" on in the background.</p><p>Watson: Your eyes are bleeding from the inside...</p><p>Me screaming in my head: Hemmorhagic conju...<br>It's <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/H5N1" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>H5N1</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BirdFlu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BirdFlu</span></a>! Isolate! Quarantine! PPP up! </p><p>Watson: You have sickle cell...</p><p>Me: Never mind, carry on ...</p><p>Lifeing during a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Pandemic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pandemic</span></a></p>